Patience

And your point is………….

Male Explanation

Sorry I’m late but I’m not on time

Times on me like a proverbial rash

time in, time out,

time to stop, time to run

time to reap, time to sow – have to let something

go ...endless time dodging time

wasting time, there’s no time to know I’m late!

Can’t be on time when times all over me

I don’t have time for this - what’s for dinner………….

(Short version: I’m late – get over it)

Female Explanation

Sorry I’m late, have you been home long

Oh that ?

couldn’t decide between white and lime

so I bought stainless steel - Yes I know its not paint

But now you can have that one as a beer fridge

You look a little pale aren’t you feeling well?

The masseur was telling me about her blind date today

you know – I told you about her

You never listen to me…..

anyway she went on and on……. By the way

I think we’re over our credit limit

Well I can’t use that one if there’s no money in it….what????

Do I have to do everything around this place?

and do you think you could put the toilet seat

down - once in a while

With all the things I have to do - you never think about me

it’s all about YOU

(Short version: I’m late – it’s your fault)